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This page contains a collection of funny, humorous & hilarious sms text message jokes, messages and poems. All entries are 160 character or less, so are the pefect size to send to friends via text message. You can also get more messages by clicking on the link on the left, or read random funny sms messages by scrolling down.

Funny Messages

We've got some collections of funny messages here..... And other messages including Love Messages, Good Morning Messages, Wise Words, Anniversary Messages and a host of others.....

 


Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

 



Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.



2 men were fixing a bomb in a car.
Man 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Man 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.


How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* 

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